Pimp Club 2.0

Resources for rising stars CEOs and Investors in Portland Oregon.
Now in its second iteration. The official homepage.

Good day, we thank you for visiting our homepage. This page is currently "under construction", we appreciate your patience as we continue to work on content that will change your career and ultimataely your life. In the mean time please find various resources below.

About Pimp Club:

Pimp Club has an exceptional track record across the globe of successfully discussing acquisitions, mergers, new developments, value creation, operations, yachts and recreational vehicles, the needs of normal people and also other pimp things. Pimp Club is completely privately funded in cooperation with the Billionare Asset Management Group (BAMG).

For acquisition and new business opportunities please contact our webmaster.
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UPDATE AUGUST 2, 2025: At the behest of BAMG's Board today we have released PimpGPT™ for public preview. The product of many exceedingly painstaking hours sipping martinins and watching hired contractors work around the clock to meet arbitrary deadlines, we implore you to try this product IMMEDIATELY during this extremely limited FREE TRIAL PERIOD as it has estimated its own subscription value at launch at well over $1 Trillion United States dollars per year. It also had this to say about itself: Introducing PimpGPT™: Your Ultimate Wealth Maximization Sidekick! 🎩💰 Get ready to level-up your financial game like never before with zillions of tips that'll have you strutting down the financial runway! 🌌💎 With a 3:1 RoR (Rolex ownership ratio) 🔥 and a 4:1 FMDR (Ferrari miles driven per year ratio) 🚗, you'll be sipping cocktails made of diamond sauce 🍹✨, exploring high-octane investment opportunities like "PimpCoin™" 💸, and living life like a rockstar at exclusive galas! 🎉🦄 Forget boring numbers; we're talking limitless riches through outrageous ideas!!! Join the crème de la crème of fabulously rich HFMs who know that if it's not ultra-pimp, it's not PimpGPT™!!! 💥💪

UPDATE APRIL 9, 2023: Ladies and gentlemen, today is a big news day so buckle up those seatblets and get ready for a barrage of GIFical stimulation! First of all, the currently-in-rotation president of the security counsel of United Pimp Clubs International wishes everyone a beautiful Easter season! He is risen... and so have our profits!! It's always a good Friday around here, baby!!!


One of our most outsatnding F1 team managers and dear friends Toto Wolff came to us for guidance on a recent media appearance... An Englishman in a purple robe referred to him as a "fever dream of discerning housewives", to which he responded "What's a discerning housewife?" (Video) Fellow Pimps, We are asking for your support, please weigh in on this topic with so as to help us help HIM deliver this most necessary and important information to the world at his first convenience! Also, thank you Toto for your kind donation of retired GT-R safety cars to our non-profit Pimps on Wheels, your tax receipt is in the mail !!!

Did you know?? The Pimp Club Lookbook 2023 is available at all stores and major retail outlets near you such as Barnes and Brookstones! Sneak peak below to tantalize your tasters, which is your fav??? Don't forget to tip the model on your way out!

UPDATE MARCH 16, 2023: HOT CRYPTO TIP FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE!! Remember when you became a billionaire trading DFTs (Doug Fungible Tokens)??? Well get ready to do it all over again !! one of our BAMG investors just dropped this one HOT into our DMs... thx to George Biden just bailed YOU out of your mess at the Es-Vee-Beez, we must remind you, you have this ONE LAST CHANCE to convert all your old dinosore fiat garbage into A REAL ASSET... an asset that will never depreceate in value because... you want "market fundamentals" ? how about one that is based on the fundamental that creates all of life !!! Stop reading NOW and click here to buy some $JIZZ TODAY. And thanks to our investors who are so passionate about YOUR financial well being.

UPDATE AUGUST 21, 2021: We are proud to announce our latest acquisition, the brand assets for e-Commerce destination KIRKSHOP.COM ! This megabrand was once a "viral" releasing classic items including hats, shirts, color change mugs adn of course those famous Kirk sweatpants your wife still has in her drawer. Kirk's friendly face was all over your friends feeds. We will be returning the brand to it's former glory! More on this endeavor very soon, please stay tuned to this web page for updates !!

UPDATE AUGUST 4, 2021: In our latest highly evocative move to push forward the Internet technologies of the 2000's we are very proud to announce that this website has been upgraded to run entirely on server-based 100% serverless technologies! For this endeavor we were proud to partner with A.W.S. by Amazons, the Earth's biggest bookstore, and the recent runner-up to a $10B depeartment of defence contract! More information on our exclusive partnership coming up shortly!

UPDATE MARCH 13, 2021: This official home page is now "live for five" !! Happy fifth anniversay pimps! And to all our supporters, readers, investors, we see you, and we thank you. Bottoms up!!!

UPDATE MARCH 1, 2021: A recent poll of local top-tier CEOs (those that make up the majority of readership on this home page) found that when asked why their iMessage photo was the default picture, they responded that they "Don't know how to change the flower." Pimp Club is here to write that wrong! Please find the following YouTubes tutorials on all you need to know to change all your pics pronto!

UPDATE JULY 22, 2019: Announcing DougPay™! DougPay is a new way to pay for all the things you love, right here on the information superhighway. With just two clicks, you can utilize your returns in DougCoin, PimpCoin, and other leading crypt-oh's, as well as fee-free, no-limit transactions from your Larson Platenum Certi™-Pay account. More details to be released soon! In preparation for the launch of this new venture, we have also UPgraded our server! Our new technology offerings include the HTTP/1.1 protocol, and S-S-L technologies to ensure your bits and bytes are 100% bad-guy proof! For more information or inquiries about how to integrate with your shopping cart, please contact our webmaster.

UPDATE JANUARY 13, 2019: Here's a pimp VIRUS SIMULATOR you can leave running on your investor's computer for maximum pimpness.

UPDATE OCTOBER 22, 2018:
We're incredibly happy to announce we have secured a partnership with F1 and are now the official facilitator of the Premium RV Space #39 F1 Pimp Trip at Circuit of the Americas!

CLICK HERE TO VIEW OUR NEW F1 PAGE!

UPDATE JULY 1, 2018: Happy Sunday pimps, here's a completely unauthorized posting from our anticipated upcoming photo book "Management Faces", sorry JOM. This one is is tentatively titled "The look that kills (or, maybe, you're fired)"


(click for FREE HIGH-RES UPGRADE)

UPDATE JUNE 8, 2018: We're adding new pimp resources! Some of them are even useful!!

UPDATE MARCH 21, 2016: Bill Larson says: bang bang pow pew! Always remember, when shooting guns, safety first!

UPDATE MARCH 13, 2016: We'd like to thank everyone for participating in the latest Doug Fund round which has recently closed. Please watch this page for updates about our next round and/or reach out to a nearby Pimp Club representative for further details and/or assistance.

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